Wednesday, January 28, 2009

New Blog Idea...

Hello my 2 committed followers...

I am working on a fantastic blog idea that will be so funny you'll be jealous that you aren't ME - the funny one with the blog that was so funny it took up 4 minutes of idle conversation time at a party until the attractive one came into the room.

Friday, January 23, 2009

No Toilet Paper....

There's no toilet paper left in the house. So I replaced the empty roll with the Anthony Robbins book "Awaken the Giant Within" with the hopes that my roomates will not notice.

Now I have to go get fitted for orthotic shoes. Just one step closer to never getting laid ever again. On the bright side, I may be able to avoid arthritic knees.